T.O.S.H.

Ang galing galing talaga ng kapatid ko pagdating sa pagkain. Hehe.

Dear Manong, kelan ka kaya magbebehave?

"Carol...! Carol...! Carol...! "

Napalabas ako ng kwarto kanina. Nagtaka ako kung bakit may tumatawag na "Carol" sa bahay. Pagbaba ko, mga bata. Tinatawag nila si Manong. Haha. Napa-huh? nalang ako at inisip ko kung bakit. Baka naman akala nila na "Carol" ang pangalan ni Manong, hehe. Naisip ko, di naman yata bagay sa isang bruskong bulldog ang Carol. Bago 'to mangyari, may mga lalaki din na sumisilip sa bahay at tinatawag na "pangit" si Manong. Sumigaw kami ni Dani ng "mas pangit ka!". Haha. Ang sama nila =c

Carol. Manong. Carol. Manong. Carol. Manong. Carol. Manong.

Magkatunog ba?

anonymous user

Naka-online ako buong gabi hanggang alas-tres ng umaga nung isang araw dahil sa isang taong hindi ko kakilala hanggang ngayon. Nag-pm siya sakin sa aking YM. Wala siya sa list ko kaya nagtaka ako kung pano niya nalaman ID ko. "sexytaree" ang bati niya sakin kaya naisip ko na schoolmate ko siya. Pero di ako natuwa kasi ayoko nang tinatawag ng ganun. Di ko alam, eto na pala ang simula ng pangbabastos.

lived80: sexytaree
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: sino ka?
lived80: boss mo
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: okay
lived80: kape ko?
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: cge, wait lng
lived80: strip
lived80: stri[
lived80: Keren...
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: okay
lived80: sinu kaaway mo sa school?
lived80: ung malalandi ah
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: ikaw
lived80: di kaya..
lived80: not really biatch
lived80: y's paolo adding me?
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: sayo
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: boquil
lived80: whut? slut?
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: pakamatay ka na
lived80: bitches first dear:)
lived80: (laughing)
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: I'll pray for your poor soul
lived80: aww,,, sweet slut
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: Cause I know your soul is burining in the hot magma of hell
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: Good luck Satan!
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: Thank you! I am indeed sweet
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: ;;)
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: Why? are you petrified now, dear?
lived80: whut?
lived80: hahahha
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: Does you keyboard have a problem? Are you missing the letter A button? Call up Power Mac Center in Greenbelt, they repair keyboards too. Well, that is if you can afford a Mac
lived80: aww... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: or do you need to go back to school and learn how to spell again like in kindergarten?
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: I'll call your English teacher for you if you want to. That's how sweet I am
lived80: aww.. look!! changing the topic huh? BITCHY STYLE
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: No dear, I am just pointing out how such a huge failure and embarrasment you are to mankind. Well that is if you belong to Earth
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: Poor coward. Can't confront moi face to face
lived80: yahay!! president of bitch club!!
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: Oh! So it's true that it DOES exist! And yeah! I remember! You are the founder!
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: Poor you, I suppose you got an F on English and can't talk in sentences?
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: Ohhhhhh.....I know you're reaching the dictionary right now because you can't understand ANYTHING
lived80: no.. im having much fun with your gay friend thar
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: Darling, learn to spell, okay? or tell the manager of the computer shop to please let you land a decent keyboard
patriciapatriciapatriciapatricia: and please wipe the blood and mucus that's dripping on your nose. Ick! We heard reports that your puny nose is bleeding so bad. Go to a hospital near you. Do yourself a favor, if you still want to terrorize the world.


Sakto nung time na yun kasi ka-chat ko si pareng Paolo. Sinabi ko sa kanya tungkol dito.

-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: oi
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu bng problema mo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bastos k ah
lived80: huh?
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: umayos ka
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bt ang bastos mo
lived80: hus this?
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ulol alam ko kilal mo ako
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: wg mu lg hyaan na mlaman ko kung sino ka
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bastos ja
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anung krapatan mong bastusin c arafol
lived80: bakt? tatay ka niya?
lived80: gay
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ulol
lived80: kiss my shiny ass man
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: wg mo akong gaguhin
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ulol
lived80: cman man!! ure not in this picture!
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: and so?
lived80: give me that biatch!!
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: cnuung biatch
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: c arafol
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: avbay tarantado ka pla eh
lived80: the sexybiatch secretary
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: umayos ka ah
lived80: peace
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: wla kang krapapatang mong bastusin sya
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: at twagin gnun
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: wh mu lng hyann na makilala kita
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: snsa sbe ko sau
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: cnu kea 2ng bkla san
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: na nagtatago sa likod ng wlang kwntang ym add na 2lad ng sayo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: d lng bastos kpa
BUZZ!!!
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: oi
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: mag reply ka
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ungas
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ang lakas ng loob mo bastisin sya
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bastusin*
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: hoi
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: mag reply ka
lived80: (laughing)
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: puro twa kanlng ba
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ano
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: kug 2nay kalng lalake
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: magpakilala ka skn
BUZZ!!!
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: oi
lived80: ayuku.. kiss muna my ass
lived80: (laughing)
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: puro twa jk nlng ba
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bakla ka
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: hopi
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ]hoi
BUZZ!!!
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: magreply ka
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bkla ka
lived80: yea?
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu problema mo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ha
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bt mo sya binbastos
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anung karapatan mo
lived80: cuz.. she's hot
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bastos ka
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: wg ka lng tlga papakilala skn
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: snasbe ko seo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ano?
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ulitin mo nga
BUZZ!!!
lived80: alinpot?
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ulitin mo nga un sbe mo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu give in
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: umayos ka
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: yan ba ang lalake
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: nambabastos
lived80: ARE U REALLY THAT SLOW OR UR JUST STUPID?
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: oh shet
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: nhrapan pa
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bobo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: sbe ko syo ulitn mo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: tanga kb tlga
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: basos kpa
lived80: y do i have to repeat it???
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: basos kpa
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: no im not.. she's gonna give in in no time....
lived80: (laughing)
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anung give in
lived80: (laughing)
lived80: (laughing)
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: wg ka tlga papakilala skn
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: sinasbe ko seo
lived80: give in.. as in.. she'll admit who she really is
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bkt kilala mo ba sya
lived80: oo ung bulldog
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: gago ka ah
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu bng problema mo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu bng iaadmit nya
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: gago ka
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu bg problema mo bt mo b sya ginugulo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: tae ka
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: wg kalng tlga papkilala skn sinasbe ko seo
BUZZ!!!
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: hoi
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: tarantado
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: mnag reply ka ungas
BUZZ!!!
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: hoi
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bkla pa pla
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu magkita tayo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: nag malaman mo kung cnu bakla stn dlwa
BUZZ!!!
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: oi
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: manyak
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: wg ka lng lga mag papakilala skn
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: mkikita mo hinhanp mo
BUZZ!!!
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu puitang ina mo
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ano na
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: bkla
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu na
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu na
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: muka ka atang paso eh
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: anu
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: ang tigas ng muka mo eh
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: pde nga
-pAoLo aNjeLo deLoS sAnToS-: pasong paso


Pero hindi pa siya tumigil. Gumamit siya ng isa pang YM account. Dun ko nalaman na may gusto pala siya kay Paolo. Natawa nalang ako bigla. Haha.